BFR

Posted by zadock at July 29th, 2007

B•F•R | bee eff arr |
noun
A large rock, approzimately 1 meter in diamater, of questionable quality or usability as an anchor for rapelling.

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gas

Posted by zadock at July 25th, 2007

gas | gas |
verb
to feel toward a matter without any serious attention or consideration applied to it being done correctly or to not avoid damage or risk. opposite of “care”.

“Would you like green or blue?” he asked. “I dont gas.”

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Stupid Hurts

Posted by zadock at July 25th, 2007

Excerpt from Honda ATV owner’s manual.

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POS

Posted by zadock at July 23rd, 2007

p•o•s | pē ō es |
noun
A poorly written work of software.

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LAIM

Posted by zadock at July 22nd, 2007

laim |lām|
proper noun
correct pronunciation of the instant messenger system created and supported by America Online.

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constictive

Posted by zadock at July 22nd, 2007

con•stic•tive – kənˈstik tiv
adjective
cramped, confined, constrained to the point of things adhering to one another.

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Just because the fucker has a library card doesnt make him Yoda

Posted by zadock at July 22nd, 2007

from the movie “Seven”

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outhouse

Posted by zadock at July 18th, 2007

out•house |ˈoutˌhous|
proper noun

Correct prononciation of the E-mail, contact-management, calendar management, and malware host application, published by Microsoft.

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Three tubes at once time.

Posted by zadock at July 18th, 2007

Hyperbole found on a firework.
The picture says it all.
Three Tubes

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ty

Posted by zadock at July 17th, 2007

t•y |θa ng k yoō|
exclamation
a polite expression used when acknowledging a gift, service, or compliment, or accepting or refusing an offer

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