“Maybe a shower.”
“That’s not a complete sentence.”

see squeezed

shit•load | shit lōd |
noun
A large amount, equivalent of 10 buttloads. Part of the shmetric system.

shit•ton | sh it tən |
noun
A large amount, equivalent of 10 shitloads. Part of the shmetric system.

un•lick•ly | uhn lik lee |
adjective
Something that is so horrible that it cannot possibly be licked.

“also - interesting things can happen when you fall alseep in front of the TV”
Yeah.

- The Register
Umm … where do they come up with these expressions? We’re talking newspaper headline copy here.
See: Telstra sex romp woman back on the job

“The ability to speak does not make one intelligent.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi (to Jar Jar Binks) - Star Wars Episode One

see administration
see trivial

G•F•R | gee eff ar |
noun
A boulder or outcrop of ledge 10 meteres in diameter or more, that is judged to be a completely safe anchor for rapelling.