“I could not find my popsicle at 1st”

“You are almost as important as a Peach Green Tea.”

- Slivver

“Maybe a shower.”
“That’s not a complete sentence.”

“also - interesting things can happen when you fall alseep in front of the TV”
Yeah.

- The Register
Umm … where do they come up with these expressions? We’re talking newspaper headline copy here.
See: Telstra sex romp woman back on the job

“The ability to speak does not make one intelligent.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi (to Jar Jar Binks) - Star Wars Episode One

- a smart person

“rai woke me u”
When it’s wet outside and you’ve just gotten out of bed.