Salacious presentation and consumption of rich and exotic food shown in public, designed to arouse the watcher. E.g. Food Network.

A combination of mental and physical disorders thought to be caused by significant consumption of fast food together with writing completely unmaintainable code thru a series of all-nighter solo coding sessions. The afflicted may be easily identified by their Ikea-office-chair-shaped ass, and obsession about using ASP.NET as a solution for all technological problems.

dakverbto pull somebody else’s shorts down in publicLets dack that dude!I’ve been dackked! 

v.to wipe out something by means of radiation

6yo version of “alchemist.”

to jump on a moving object with the intention of making it stop moving, then immediately kicking it away

A box used for the sole purpose of bailing out of a troublesome situation. This usually involves the user concealing themselves entirely withing the box.

noun
Overcoming the body’s overwhelming desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desprately deserves it.

noun
A situation where an “error between user and keyboard” occurs. Frequently, the explaination for user-computer interaction causing an unwanted behaviour or perceived “bug” in a software product.

noun
1. a bad-tempered or surly person
2. an annoying person or thing; a nuisance.